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Including OWO, there are 46 UWUs in The Edan Show, most of them having a different personality but still having the smart and stupid characteristic.
Life
In 2027, in a swamp in Northeast Jacksonville, the mother UWU laid all the eggs. NOW WAIT HOLD ON. You may be wondering how UWUs reproduce. Well, in their feet there are cubes, and those cubes are the eggs, and when they lay the eggs, they just morph through their feet, so yeah, that's how it happens. Anyway, after the eggs were laid, the 46 UWUs hatched. After a while they started wandering around Jacksonville, then they found Edan and started following him around, and because they're so small when they were babies, Edan didn't notice. Then one day, while the UWU Palace was under construction, the UWUs wandered into what is now the UWU room. The construction workers noticed them and tried to get them out, but they didn't want to budge, so they contacted Ark to tell him what had happened, but Ark just let them stay there because they didn't want to move. Then where the UWU Palace was finished The UWU Occult let the UWUs live there and decorated their room to be like one big house, and the UWUs liked it and they lived there. But then one day they got to Ark's money and bought the chunk of land the UWU is on top of. In the current Edan Show episodes, they are seen sometimes working like the other people that are there, but the only reason is that if Ark doesn't give them something to do, they will start screaming.
All 46 of them
AWA
AWA likes to sleep, not do work, and eat markers.
BWB
BWB likes to act weird and jump around
CWC
CWC is mean and divious and is always doing bad things
DWD
DWD is nosey all the time and is as dumb as OWO and doesn't know the answer to 1+1
EWE
EWE likes to destroy Arks stuff and is the smallest UWU
FWF
FWF likes Starbucks coffee and wants to go to the mall every 0.5 seconds
GWG
GWG is as fat as Chimi and wants to eat everything and is lazy but he likes comedy stuff
HWH
HWH doesn't like water and wants to drink AC coolant instead
IWI
IWI can't walk or see very well and has trouble knowing what's going on. He has a dent on his head because he hit the ground too hard once.
JWJ
JWJ also has trouble walking and is flat he likes to watch the security cameras and make people trip.
KWK
KWK likes to roll around be he can't because he's square so he jumps of any high place and rolls around like a dice.
LWL
LWL has broken humor and laughs at anything anybody says if it has a word he doesn't know.
MWM
MWM likes to steal stuff from people and hide them so they can't find it again
NWN
NWN is also very mean to people and says "deksa ohw" sometimes
PWP
PWP is scared of everything even himself and secretes a "yellow" liquid that some people may be familiar with.
QWQ
QWQ is the largest and most powerful UWU and uses the powers always for evil stuff. He gets his power from a thing called the "q".
RWR
RWR is friends with LWL and says "rawr" at random times because Ark taught him it and it sounds like his name
SWS
SWS is very annoying and is more stupid than DWD and is more of a fatso than GWG although his isn't fat and he accidently stretched out his arms with a taffy pulling machine when they were trying to make taffy.
TWT
TWT does not like racecars and he is a disgrace to the other UWUs because of that.
UWU
UWU is the oldest UWU and is not dumb unlike most of them he also knows how to speak forwards but he's not that good at it.
VWV
VWV is the fastest UWU and was lost one time because of how fast he is
WWW
WWW is a nightmare looking UWU. He looks like that because one time he got too close to nuclear waste.
XWX
XWX is "dead" but not really
YWY
YWY is always sad and hates PWP because he says that "ygrene evitagen sah taht UWU eno eb ylno nac ereht".
ZWZ
ZWZ does nothing but sleeps and the other UWUs are always trying to wake him up.
Cursive UWU
Cursive UWU is a narcissist and only cares about himself. He likes to make fun of the other UWUs and try to steal all the attention.
ϷWϷ
ϷWϷ is a brat and gets mad whenever he doesn't get what he wants. He likes to make fun of the other UWUs .
ŊWŊ
ŊWŊ is OWOs friend and is the nicest UWU.
#W#
#W# acts like a stereotypical Californian influencer and has 163.7K followers on Instagram. #W# also likes to take pictures of random garbage.
&W&
&W& likes to be sarcastic to people doesn't likes eating anything. Whenever someone talks to him he replies "and?"
^W^
^W^ likes to jump around a lot and is annoying and he can't see anything because he can't open his eyes.
@W@
@W@ is always dizzy no matter what, he also doesn't like eating food.
?W?
?W? is always questioning things because, well he has question marks on him.
!W!
!W! is the most annoying out of all of them and nobody can get a moment of peace before he starts saying loud stuff that nobody asked for.
1W1
1W1 is a "calm" UWU and is totally not wanted in 56 countries and banned from 13.
2W2
2W2 has broken humor like LWL and is 1W1's partner in crime.
3W3
3W3 has severe body damage and can barely walk.
4W4
4W4 likes to cook but every time he tries the stove lights on fire.
5W5
5W5 likes to pull pranks on people and his friends with Austin.
6W6
6W6 is as dumb as OWO and burned himself because he touched the road on and hot sunny day.
7W7
7W7 hates people all the time because he's overlooked be most people.
8W8
8W8 has 4 eyes and nobody can sleep because of how horrifying he looks.
9W9
9W9 likes space and keeps getting hurt because he tries to fly all the time.
0W0
0W0 is actually dead and nobody knows he exists anymore. He died because one time he decided to go in the grinder without permission and tried to fix it but it turned on randomly and he got shredded up.
UWO
UWO is just a mixture of UWU and OWO and tries to be like them but fails. He is slightly friends with UWU
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