Short 6 in progress
The Unaired Pilot was the original attempt for the creation of the first Edan Show episode. Due to the creation of the shorts it was cancelled.
WARNING: Some stuff was changed digitally for privacy reasons.
Script
Edan: Oi, I'm Edan! Edan W. Enzminger!
Edan: Here is my friends!
Edan: Liam (Rockey), Ark and Austin!
Edan: And we are going to the UWU place!
Ark: Why are going to the UWU place?
Edan: We need more people in the UWU occult!Edan: Liam (Rockey), Ark and Austin!
Ark: Oh!
Liam or (Rockey): Well let's go!
*Runs to car*
Edan: Ok, here we go!!
*Everybody goes to car*
*Edan Drives*
*15 min later...*
Austin: Are we there yet?
Edan: What do you think?!
Austin: No.
Edan: That's right!
*UWU place in background*
Edan: Ok, now where here!
Austin: Yes!
*Everybody get's off car*
* Runs to place*
Edan: Ok, here we are!
Ark: There is like 1,000 UWU's!
Ark: Wait, there is a OWO not a UWU!
Edan: THE OWO IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs to OWO*Edan: Liam (Rockey), Ark and Austin!
Worker: Wait! Hold up!
Worker: This is a OWO not a UWU!
Worker: We need to kill it, because it is born wrong.
Edan: aww man!
Edan: Ahh it bad!
Edan: Look over there a person is geting shot and a flower dead!
Worker:If we are gonna kill it we have to be very carefull so we wont get caught.
Liam: AHHH!! HURRY UP I THINK THIS PLACE IS CALLING DANGER!!!!
Edan: wut.
Edan: I think the script is broken.
Liam: Hey no breaking the 4th wall!
Edan: Nevermind.
Edan: I will run over to that OwO!
*Runs to OWO*
Worker: DON'T TOUCH THAT OWO!
*Worker runs to Edan*
*TV turns on*
Man in TV: Hi there, UWU Occult! Today were going to play "Find The OWO"! Workers that are trying to kill the OWO is getting fired!
*Worker get's fired*
Man on TV: Now let's play FIND-THAT-OWO!
Edan:over there! *points to OWO*
Liam: Get 'Em!
Austin: wait if thats a OWO then whats this?!
Ark: idk
Liam: *facepalms* thats a person.
Edan *Starts laughing hestericly!* Its a worker!
Edan:*mutters* it is pretty bad guess one of the animators messed up! *laughs*
Liam: WHAT DID I LITTERALLY JUST SAY ABOUT THE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Edan:*gets a lil' slap*
Edan ouch.
Austin: hey is that Keil-
Liam: WHAT NOW AUSTIN!
Austin:I think I saw Keil.
Liam: its prob- wat holy crap is that Keil?
Edan+Austin: HEY KEIL-
Liam: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THATS KEIL YOU COULD JUST BE SOME RAMDOM PERSON!
Dori: no its Keil lol
Everyone else: *STARTLED SCREAM* WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!
Dori: I DEFINE TIME AND SPACE a.k.a. I went to get a slushie and you guys screaming at Keil.
Edan: so umm.. hi I guess?
Keil: *walks over* hey
Liam: wait were getting off track , Now lets get that OWO!
Dori:I wanted to try and catch it and then Keil called me Crazy and I decided to go get some slushies, but long story Short can I come?!
Liam+Edan: sure!
Keil: I guess I can help.
Everyone: LETS GO!
(enter cute running montage here)
Ark: there it is!
Dori: *trips causing domino effect making everyone fall*
Everyone: ouch! watch it Dori!
Edan Austin & Liam:hey you made the OwO fall! Nice work!
Dori: yeah but I spilled my slushie. wait the OWO has a wallet!
*Dori begins mugging the OWO while Everyone Else watches*
*Dori buys everyone slushies*
*Que slushie drinking montage*
OWO: *stands up*
OwO:*begins Chasing Edan*
Liam: so are we just gonna watch this?
Dori: I guess?
*20 minutes later*
Keil:you wanna try to trip that OwO thing
Ark: lets Vote about it
Ark: raise your hand to let it keep chasing Edan.
* criket sound effect *
Ark:raise your hand to trip it
*everyone raises hand*
Austin come on lets do this!
Dori&Liam: Yeah!
*Everyone trips it *
*Dori manages to also fall and magicly not spill her slushie*
Edan: can I have a slushie now?!
Keil: ok
*Edan sits there drinking slushie*
*begins rolling credits for a split second*
Worker1:So we just witnessed that
Worker2: Yeah, it was pretty stupid
Worker1: You wanna go get a beer?
Worker2: Sure
*Workers walk off screen*
*Begin Rolling actual Credits*
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