MAGIC PENCIL IS OUT!!!!
The Unaired Pilot was the original attempt for the creation of the first Edan Show episode. Due to the creation of the shorts it was cancelled.
WARNING: Some stuff was changed digitally for privacy reasons.
Script
Edan: Oi, I'm Edan! Edan W. Enzminger!
Edan: Here is my friends!
Edan: Liam (Rockey), Ark and Austin!
Edan: And we are going to the UWU place!
Ark: Why are going to the UWU place?
Edan: We need more people in the UWU occult!Edan: Liam (Rockey), Ark and Austin!
Ark: Oh!
Liam or (Rockey): Well let's go!
*Runs to car*
Edan: Ok, here we go!!
*Everybody goes to car*
*Edan Drives*
*15 min later...*
Austin: Are we there yet?
Edan: What do you think?!
Austin: No.
Edan: That's right!
*UWU place in background*
Edan: Ok, now where here!
Austin: Yes!
*Everybody get's off car*
* Runs to place*
Edan: Ok, here we are!
Ark: There is like 1,000 UWU's!
Ark: Wait, there is a OWO not a UWU!
Edan: THE OWO IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs to OWO*Edan: Liam (Rockey), Ark and Austin!
Worker: Wait! Hold up!
Worker: This is a OWO not a UWU!
Worker: We need to kill it, because it is born wrong.
Edan: aww man!
Edan: Ahh it bad!
Edan: Look over there a person is geting shot and a flower dead!
Worker:If we are gonna kill it we have to be very carefull so we wont get caught.
Liam: AHHH!! HURRY UP I THINK THIS PLACE IS CALLING DANGER!!!!
Edan: wut.
Edan: I think the script is broken.
Liam: Hey no breaking the 4th wall!
Edan: Nevermind.
Edan: I will run over to that OwO!
*Runs to OWO*
Worker: DON'T TOUCH THAT OWO!
*Worker runs to Edan*
*TV turns on*
Man in TV: Hi there, UWU Occult! Today were going to play "Find The OWO"! Workers that are trying to kill the OWO is getting fired!
*Worker get's fired*
Man on TV: Now let's play FIND-THAT-OWO!
Edan:over there! *points to OWO*
Liam: Get 'Em!
Austin: wait if thats a OWO then whats this?!
Ark: idk
Liam: *facepalms* thats a person.
Edan *Starts laughing hestericly!* Its a worker!
Edan:*mutters* it is pretty bad guess one of the animators messed up! *laughs*
Liam: WHAT DID I LITTERALLY JUST SAY ABOUT THE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Edan:*gets a lil' slap*
Edan ouch.
Austin: hey is that Keil-
Liam: WHAT NOW AUSTIN!
Austin:I think I saw Keil.
Liam: its prob- wat holy crap is that Keil?
Edan+Austin: HEY KEIL-
Liam: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THATS KEIL YOU COULD JUST BE SOME RAMDOM PERSON!
Dori: no its Keil lol
Everyone else: *STARTLED SCREAM* WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!
Dori: I DEFINE TIME AND SPACE a.k.a. I went to get a slushie and you guys screaming at Keil.
Edan: so umm.. hi I guess?
Keil: *walks over* hey
Liam: wait were getting off track , Now lets get that OWO!
Dori:I wanted to try and catch it and then Keil called me Crazy and I decided to go get some slushies, but long story Short can I come?!
Liam+Edan: sure!
Keil: I guess I can help.
Everyone: LETS GO!
(enter cute running montage here)
Ark: there it is!
Dori: *trips causing domino effect making everyone fall*
Everyone: ouch! watch it Dori!
Edan Austin & Liam:hey you made the OwO fall! Nice work!
Dori: yeah but I spilled my slushie. wait the OWO has a wallet!
*Dori begins mugging the OWO while Everyone Else watches*
*Dori buys everyone slushies*
*Que slushie drinking montage*
OWO: *stands up*
OwO:*begins Chasing Edan*
Liam: so are we just gonna watch this?
Dori: I guess?
*20 minutes later*
Keil:you wanna try to trip that OwO thing
Ark: lets Vote about it
Ark: raise your hand to let it keep chasing Edan.
* criket sound effect *
Ark:raise your hand to trip it
*everyone raises hand*
Austin come on lets do this!
Dori&Liam: Yeah!
*Everyone trips it *
*Dori manages to also fall and magicly not spill her slushie*
Edan: can I have a slushie now?!
Keil: ok
*Edan sits there drinking slushie*
*begins rolling credits for a split second*
Worker1:So we just witnessed that
Worker2: Yeah, it was pretty stupid
Worker1: You wanna go get a beer?
Worker2: Sure
*Workers walk off screen*
*Begin Rolling actual Credits*
Storyboard
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