UWU inc

History

Early Years (2033-2035)

UWU.inc was founded by Ark Tores in 2033 after getting a surplus of money and his weird dreams of starting a big company. He started out small but eventually got to the point where he constructed the UWU Palace as his new headquarters with a big opening party and hired his friends, Edan, Rocky, Austin, and Dori, and the UWUs appeared as well. Eventually, he hired many people including Luckii.

Things where going pretty well in the beginning because at the time Ark was a very good boss who cared about the company, friends, and his workers. Shortly however, he started to become more laid back and not as active and left most of his important tasks and a bigger workload to people like Edan, Rocky, and Luckii because he was becoming lazy. Over time the company started to see an increase in sales, and an increase in workers, but a decrease in worker happiness, and worker safety.

Weird Era (2035)

Weird things happen every now and then in the company often having to do with the main characters. The employees are mostly used to the shenanigans and try to ignore it most of the time although sometimes people get hurt.

Personnel & Employees

Executives

Ark Tores - Chief Executive Officer

Edan Enzminger - Chief Operating Officer

Rocky Rodriguez - Chief Financial Officer

Austin Vance - Chief Technology Officer

Luckii Rodriguez - Chief Information Officer

Dori - Chief Science Officer

Other higher roles

Edan's Unnamed Assistant - Edan's Assistant

Employees

Jerimi

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